so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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