I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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