I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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