haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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