It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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