Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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