If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
whose ass print is on the piano?
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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