his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Randomize
