i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
He told me they were just razor bumps!
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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