piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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