Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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