Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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