shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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