At least make sure they are 18
Why
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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