So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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