So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I lost the right to judge tonight
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
