Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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