It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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