Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Swine flu. Run for my life!
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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