I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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