They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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