My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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