she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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