I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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