he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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