Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
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