you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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