After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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