So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Shame - the story of my life.
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