what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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