you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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