Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
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