Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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