I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
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