Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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