Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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