Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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