My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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