Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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