I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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