she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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