In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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