bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
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