But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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