So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Randomize
