I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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