so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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