what if I'm pregnant?
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so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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