Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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