he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Randomize
