i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
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